My Favorite Halloween Toy of 2019

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Well, well. Look who’s back.

I’ve heard rumors that the Lemax stuff is already on sale at Michaels, too.

→ Halloween is Officially On Hold

October, you have been one long, soggy mess. C’est la vie, I suppose. To commemorate what I anticipate to be tonight’s non-event, I have chosen this song to be the official “hold” music of Halloween 2018, to be played in a continuous loop until one metaphorically throws up one’s hands in disgust, and finally gives up the game. To pick it up again next year? Perhaps. But never quite in the same way.