Nine Useless Jack O' Lantern Templates
Most of these were taken from the huge catalog of templates over at Stoneykins.com, the vast majority of which are pretty cool and definitely not useless.
#9. Joker Joaquin Phoenix
Not a bad idea, but it already looks like you messed it up.
This should not ever be done, for any reason.
#7. Frank Sinatra Stein
Ok. But why?
#6. Two Youts
Just because the judge from My Cousin Vinny was the same guy who played Herman Munster does not give this jack o’ lantern a reason to exist.
5. Kim Jong Un
Scary? Some kind of political statement? North Korean propaganda? What the hell is this.
#4. Ruth Bader Ginsburg
Are you scared yet? Because not even Halloween is safe from the RBG promotional juggernaut. You wanted your spooky time free of tiresome political posturing? Well she just dropped a dissenting opinion on your ass.
#3. Harvey Milk
When you like #4, and you’re gay.
#2. Keith Olbermann
When you like #4, and you really want your house covered in toilet paper.
#1. Pope Francis
Just don’t. Surely this has to be at the intersectional nexus of every single category of bad idea. Your Halloween and your Catholicism are now forever lamer.comments powered by Disqus